How YOU can help

We’ve received many calls asking how YOU can help restore NY’s agricultural sector.  As it is difficult to respond to all the requests from our secure, undislcosed location, we’ve compiled this handy list of things you can do to help.

1. Download and post our new ‘men at work’ sign and display it where other NYers can see it.

2. If you are or know of a copyright attorney, tax attorney or criminal attorney specializing in fraud, embezzlement or impersonation of a government official, please contact us.

3. Save your manure! Spring is almost here and we’ll need all we can get our first annual ‘Manure for the Mayor’  event.   

4. Deliver your manure to the Mayor in advance…yourself…today!!!

 

 

 

 

5. We are currently only able to take unmarked,non-sequentially numbered cash contributions. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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